Story of my life

I made this to keep track of my post-grad adventures...first one DISNEY!
  • parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
  • family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
  • friends: omg you are soooo pretty
  • boys: you're ugly
lgbtlaughs: [image of Timon, Pumbaa and Simba from Disney’s The Lion King, with the caption: “Timon & Pumbaa: proof that same sex couples are perfectly fit to raise a kid”]

lgbtlaughs:

[image of Timon, Pumbaa and Simba from Disney’s The Lion King, with the caption: “Timon & Pumbaa: proof that same sex couples are perfectly fit to raise a kid”]

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wdwcpconfessions: My college doesn’t have campus representatives, nor does it offer the DCP presentation. My ultimate goal is to bring a presentation to my college and become a representative to help inform and spread an amazing program with an awesome company to students at my college.

wdwcpconfessions:

My college doesn’t have campus representatives, nor does it offer the DCP presentation. My ultimate goal is to bring a presentation to my college and become a representative to help inform and spread an amazing program with an awesome company to students at my college.

pottermoreravenclaws: I know I’ve reblogged this, but the thought of Snape giving the Slytherin’s a sex talk makes me crack up. “It is essential that… Pro-tection… is used as to not cause a problem. (Also, can we please look at the Hufflepuff one, and note that the boy talking is seriously the Puff version of Ron from HP puppet pals. The way I read “I like puppets” is in his voice, hehehe.) -N

pottermoreravenclaws:

I know I’ve reblogged this, but the thought of Snape giving the Slytherin’s a sex talk makes me crack up. “It is essential that… Pro-tection… is used as to not cause a problem.

(Also, can we please look at the Hufflepuff one, and note that the boy talking is seriously the Puff version of Ron from HP puppet pals. The way I read “I like puppets” is in his voice, hehehe.)

-N

(Source: keep-calm-and-love-peeta-mellark, via incendiary-wit)

newlywise: mystinkybutt: blameitonthesilence: skullworthy: keepfabandgayon: my-ditsy-little-world: noveltastic: courtvents: thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: Preach BACK IN MY DAY WE USED TO LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC HERE, LET ME PULL OUT MY OLD IPOD AND SHOW YOU DUBSTEP I’M SURE YOU’LL LIKE IT SONNY Hey, lemme tell you a story It’s called Homestuck I’ll be the one chasing my grand-kids going “BLAWRGHLL” and running like Flappie, omg. ‘Let me tell you about Homestuck, my dear children.’ “WHOAH YOU’RE MY GRANDCHILDREN? I HAD CHILDREN? WHAT. I WAS PREGNANT? YOU BETTER BE CALLED VRISKA JR.” shit lets be old “YOU’RE FOURTEEN ALREADY?! SHOULDN’T YOU BE STARING AT PICTURES OF HOMOSEXUALS ON THE INTERNET?” I actually want to have kids just for the sake of becoming a grandparent. BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS OBSESSED WITH GAY PORN WHY AREN’T YOU grandma I’m a straight 11-year-old boy UGH KIDS THESE DAYS WITH YOUR FANCY HETEROSEXUALITY WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD TO SHIP SLASH COUPLES UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW “Ugh there’s too many gay couples on tv”“WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE THERE WERE TWO GAY COUPLES ON TV. KIDS IN AFRICA WISH THEY HAD THE GAY COUPLES THAT YOU HAVE NOW.” “NOW KIDDO WATCH YOUR GRAMAMA DANCE TO ONE OF HER CHILDHOOD FAVORITES. TO THE FRONT. TAKE IT BACK NOW, Y’ALL, CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH.” WHAT’S THIS SHIT YOU’RE READING ON? WHERE ARE YOUR BOOKS? WHY DON’T YOU HAVE HARRY POTTER ON YOUR SHELVES? BLAINE JR STOP CRYING AND LISTEN TO YOUR GRANDMA. a+ Oh my god the comments…. Let granny sing you a lullaby that I grew up with. PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT. EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.  YOU DARE TO DOUBT MY TALES OF THE BEAUTIFUL KLAINE? GO ASK YOUR OTHER GRANDMA! SHE HAS PUT UP WITH ME FOR 43 YEARS AND EVEN KNEW ABOUT MY TUMBLR! THAT IS LOVE, KIDDO! THAT IS LOVE! “Now, sonnies, this is a story of about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there and tell you how I became a prince of a town called bel-air.” “But Grandma you’re a girl you can’t be a prince —” “HEDWIG FINNICK BLAINE JR. DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME WHO OR WHAT I CAN BE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY BABY.” “Grandpa, I baked you a pie” “OH MY DEER SWEET SENECA. COME HERE HERMIONE KATNISS ANNABETH AND LET YOUR GRANDPA HUG YOU. TONIGHT, YOU GET TO READ THE HUNGER GAMES TO BUTTERCUP. I’VE RAISED YOUR FATHER SO WELL. ERAGON! I’M PROUD OF YOUR PARENTING SKILLS SON.” All I know is my grandchildren will be Finnick Cinna and Katniss Silena. “Grandma, I’m too lazy. Maybe we should bake cheese buns later.” “FOR OLYMPUS’ SAKE! LIV IT UP, PRIMROSE BUTTERCUP PEEVES THALIA! STAY CRISPY!” And then the whole world would be named Hermione Annabeth Thalia Luna. This post is the greatest. Watch the next generation and the one after that have 5 part fandom names. My daughter’s middle name is gonna be like Percabeth or something xD “YOU THINK THAT’S HARD? TRY WAITING 3 YEARS FOR A PERCABETH REUNION, THAT’S HARD! NOW BE QUIET AND GO EAT YOUR NUTELLA, GINERVA ANNABETH! YOU TOO, PERCY!” brb DYING Annabeth! Your namesake has returned the lightning bolt to the gods by now! What are you doing?! LOOK BUCKBEAK! NOW THIS IS A REAL BOOK! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WALK, DRACO? YOUR FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS! i will name all of my adopted children sherlock yes, even the girls sherlock will totally catch on as a unisex name MYSTRADE JAM WATSON COME HERE RIGHT NOW. AND GET YOUR BROTHER MORIARTY SHERLY SHOCKBLANKET TOO. IM GONNA READ YOU A REAL PIECE OF LITERATURE THAT YOU KIDS NEED TO KNOW. SLASH ANGST.  Sorry Sherlock, John, Doctor, Rose, River, Martin, Benedict, etc, all of your birthday cakes are forever going to Mycroft. Deal with it. Think that’s hard? Try being a fandom and surviving for two years on nothing but crack and slash fic. Yeah. Now go to your TARDIS and be angsty about Ten/Rose for a while until you realise what a hard life is. GINEVRA PRIMROSE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN PRINT MEDIA IS DEAD. BACK IN MY DAY I LUGGED AROUND THREE HARDCOVER NOVELS AT ALL TIMES, TWO OF WHICH INVOLVE THE CHARACTERS FOR WHICH YOU ARE NAMED. HERE CHILD THIS IS CALLED A BOOK. READ AND BE HAPPY. 

newlywise:

mystinkybutt:

blameitonthesilence:

skullworthy:

keepfabandgayon:

my-ditsy-little-world:

noveltastic:

courtvents:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:


Preach

BACK IN MY DAY WE USED TO LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC

HERE, LET ME PULL OUT MY OLD IPOD AND SHOW YOU DUBSTEP I’M SURE YOU’LL LIKE IT SONNY

Hey, lemme tell you a story

It’s called Homestuck

I’ll be the one chasing my grand-kids going “BLAWRGHLL” and running like Flappie, omg.

‘Let me tell you about Homestuck, my dear children.’

“WHOAH YOU’RE MY GRANDCHILDREN? I HAD CHILDREN? WHAT. I WAS PREGNANT? YOU BETTER BE CALLED VRISKA JR.”

shit lets be old

“YOU’RE FOURTEEN ALREADY?! SHOULDN’T YOU BE STARING AT PICTURES OF HOMOSEXUALS ON THE INTERNET?”

I actually want to have kids just for the sake of becoming a grandparent.

BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS OBSESSED WITH GAY PORN WHY AREN’T YOU

grandma I’m a straight 11-year-old boy

UGH KIDS THESE DAYS WITH YOUR FANCY HETEROSEXUALITY WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I HAD TO SHIP SLASH COUPLES UPHILL BOTH WAYS IN THE SNOW

“Ugh there’s too many gay couples on tv”
“WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE THERE WERE TWO GAY COUPLES ON TV. KIDS IN AFRICA WISH THEY HAD THE GAY COUPLES THAT YOU HAVE NOW.”

“NOW KIDDO WATCH YOUR GRAMAMA DANCE TO ONE OF HER CHILDHOOD FAVORITES.

TO THE FRONT.

TAKE IT BACK NOW, Y’ALL,

CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH.”

WHAT’S THIS SHIT YOU’RE READING ON? WHERE ARE YOUR BOOKS?

WHY DON’T YOU HAVE HARRY POTTER ON YOUR SHELVES?

BLAINE JR STOP CRYING AND LISTEN TO YOUR GRANDMA.

a+

Oh my god the comments….

Let granny sing you a lullaby that I grew up with.

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT. EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME.

 YOU DARE TO DOUBT MY TALES OF THE BEAUTIFUL KLAINE? GO ASK YOUR OTHER GRANDMA! SHE HAS PUT UP WITH ME FOR 43 YEARS AND EVEN KNEW ABOUT MY TUMBLR! THAT IS LOVE, KIDDO! THAT IS LOVE!

“Now, sonnies, this is a story of about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there and tell you how I became a prince of a town called bel-air.”

“But Grandma you’re a girl you can’t be a prince —”

“HEDWIG FINNICK BLAINE JR. DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME WHO OR WHAT I CAN BE. I WAS BORN THIS WAY BABY.”

“Grandpa, I baked you a pie”

“OH MY DEER SWEET SENECA. COME HERE HERMIONE KATNISS ANNABETH AND LET YOUR GRANDPA HUG YOU. TONIGHT, YOU GET TO READ THE HUNGER GAMES TO BUTTERCUP. I’VE RAISED YOUR FATHER SO WELL. ERAGON! I’M PROUD OF YOUR PARENTING SKILLS SON.”

All I know is my grandchildren will be Finnick Cinna and Katniss Silena.

“Grandma, I’m too lazy. Maybe we should bake cheese buns later.”

“FOR OLYMPUS’ SAKE! LIV IT UP, PRIMROSE BUTTERCUP PEEVES THALIA! STAY CRISPY!”

And then the whole world would be named Hermione Annabeth Thalia Luna.

This post is the greatest.

Watch the next generation and the one after that have 5 part fandom names. My daughter’s middle name is gonna be like Percabeth or something xD

“YOU THINK THAT’S HARD? TRY WAITING 3 YEARS FOR A PERCABETH REUNION, THAT’S HARD! NOW BE QUIET AND GO EAT YOUR NUTELLA, GINERVA ANNABETH! YOU TOO, PERCY!”

brb DYING

Annabeth! Your namesake has returned the lightning bolt to the gods by now! What are you doing?!

LOOK BUCKBEAK! NOW THIS IS A REAL BOOK!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WALK, DRACO?

YOUR FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

i will name all of my adopted children sherlock

yes, even the girls

sherlock will totally catch on as a unisex name

MYSTRADE JAM WATSON COME HERE RIGHT NOW.

AND GET YOUR BROTHER MORIARTY SHERLY SHOCKBLANKET TOO.

IM GONNA READ YOU A REAL PIECE OF LITERATURE THAT YOU KIDS NEED TO KNOW.

SLASH ANGST. 

Sorry Sherlock, John, Doctor, Rose, River, Martin, Benedict, etc, all of your birthday cakes are forever going to Mycroft. Deal with it. Think that’s hard? Try being a fandom and surviving for two years on nothing but crack and slash fic. Yeah. Now go to your TARDIS and be angsty about Ten/Rose for a while until you realise what a hard life is.

GINEVRA PRIMROSE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN PRINT MEDIA IS DEAD. BACK IN MY DAY I LUGGED AROUND THREE HARDCOVER NOVELS AT ALL TIMES, TWO OF WHICH INVOLVE THE CHARACTERS FOR WHICH YOU ARE NAMED. HERE CHILD THIS IS CALLED A BOOK. READ AND BE HAPPY. 

(Source: sheamnessy, via livinlavidasherloki)